Because Garret is a sexy pirate king. <3 it was a request to shoop stfu leave me alone
I keep forgetting I have every intention to upload every shoop/drawing I do onto this account |:< HAVE A JASMINE!OGHREN and blame it all on my DA Tumblr RP group thing 8D
Because Garret Hawke in a baking apron is SOOOOO APPROPRIATE. I seriously have nothing to say about this.
Garret is a MasterBaker.
… Well, I shooped this for my Tumblr RP group 8D YAAY. HIGHLANDER CROSSOVER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I need to be shot for this.
someone please shoot me I should never be allowed to have a tablet.
I Had A Hen, Back In Vietnaaaaaam
So today I went to the fgdhjk dentist. It was fantastic.
Sarcasm. I’m using it. Fuck the dentist, they can all die please.
SERIOUSLY. WHO ASPIRES TO GO FROLICKING INSIDE OTHER PEOPLES’ MOUTHS. It makes no sense to me, anyway.
The assistant chick was a Vietnamese woman, fairly small and old, and was really nice and all. She had to get a stool to be able to adjust the x-ray machine, and I daw’d instead. But when she got me sat down and we went about the process of waiting for the actual dentist, obviously we had to make awkward conversation because he was busy talking to some guy about the size of ship (no joke, I overheard and lol’d so hard)
Anyway, she asked me if I had any pets, and I said lolyeah. A dog. He’s fantastic. To that, she said…
“Back in Vietnam, we had a farm. It was very fun, and my mother gave me a hen. It was so cute, and I named it the Vietnamese word for cute. She followed me around until she got old and couldn’t walk.”
So I was like “awww, that’s so cute.” Normal people end the story there, right? Naw.
“But then she got old so we cut off her head and ate her.”
…
What a morbid end to the story. I was crossed between laughing and just continuing to look at the woman weird. Thankfully the dentist came in and violated my mouth so I didn’t have to make the choice.
…a hipster once said, “You know you’re in love when you want to tell everyone about it, even if they haven’t asked.
So what is this, a quote within a quote? AW YEAH WHO’S COOL LIKE THAT?!
….
I’m cool like that. But in all seriousness, someone told me that just a bit ago and I laughed because it’s so true I don’t know what to do with myself.
AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME KNOW THAT NEVER HAPPENS.
Therefore this event is monumental and shit like that BECAUSE I SAID SO.
I don’t even know why I’m doing this. But I’ll post random shit and tell stories and jokes about awesome shit and stuff like that and maybe my blog will become awesome.
Chances are, no. BUT I CAN DREAM.
